TG: well is anybody gonna ASK anything
TG: this blog kinda flourishes on asks
TG: ASKBLOG AND ALL THAT
TG: ask away
TT: I’m fuckin’ done.
TT: April Fool’s is over.
TT: I’m fuckin’ done.
TT: All these assholes on campus, need to fucking leave.
TT: I just.
TG: i hope you like the fact that you woke up egged
TG: you egg
TT: Dude. It’s fucking Sunday now. It’s not even Tuesday anymore.
TT: That means—
TT: No more fucking April Fool’s.
TT: I’m done, Dave.
TT: I’m done.
TG: dude where are you
TG: dirk pls
TG: dont walk out the fuckin door
TG: this could be us but u playin
TG: yknow like
TG: both of us in the same room
TG: COME HERE
TT: What now.
TT: Is there another crack in the screen?
TT: Shit, were you searching around on my desktop again!?
TG: what does that mean
TT: Nothing, this is another warning.
TT: I’m going to be watching you.
TT: Like a hawk.
TT: What the fuck did you want to tell me?
TG: SO SO
TG: yknow how we kind of
TG: this blog from a much older blog right
TG: i finally
TG: went back
TG: and deleted
TG: ALL THE ORIGINAL POSTS
TT: And how long did that take you exactly?
TG: what like an hour maybe
TT: Great job. You could have had your Trig homework done by now, maybe even started that one essay you’ve still got to do.
TG: ehem excuse me this is much more important
TG: its so clean and pristine
TG: and its all fucking ours
TG: see i told you i do most of the blog work
TT: Deleting around a hundred and seventy-five posts from a blog that we barely touch is more important than a twenty-page paper due… What, in two days?
TG: of course
TT: Just a little shout-out.
TT: We’re reopening the askbox for a bit, just to pass time while we finish answering all the things in the box. Looking at the same questions over and over, though needing to be dealt with, is kind of dull on the eyes.
TT: Ask away, everyone.
TG: dirks my secret model
TG: dont tell
TG: i mean i guess it perceives which hot youre going for
TG: is it steamy sweaty clothes sticking to your back uncomfortably and wettly hot?
TG: is it i would totally fuck that hot?
TG: or is it just microwave heated hot
TT: Pretty sure it means burning-sand-creeping-up-your-ass hot.
TT: Whatever you’d classify that as.
TG: …yeah id fuck that
TG: hey hey hey how you guys diggin the new blog redo thingamajigger
TG: all done myself
TT: Fucking liar.
TT: We got Callie to draw that for us, remember?
TG: how could you
TG: being my brother and not taking the credit for something that isnt yours that you own anyway
TG: that being said i was also the one to do allllll of the blog editing
TT: First of all, taking the credit for something that isn’t yours is either, A) Plagiarism, or, B) Stealing.
TT: And neither of those things are good.
TT: Second of all, actually you’ve got a point there.
TT: You didn’t do 100% of it though. I was the one messing with the HTML codes.
TG: okay yeah well i uploaded the background and the fonts and the colors and HEY LOOK I POST ALL THE STUFF
TT: A true hipster’s dream.
TG: shut up monkey fucker youre a hipster too
TG: anyhow check it everybody this stuff is all legit and hella flashy too
TG: fucking delicious
TG: dirk pls
TG: you just hijacked an answer about GRAMMAR
TG: arent you like
TG: sensually into that shit
TT: Perhaps, but I’m also “sensually” into embarrassing you.
TT: And, I will state now to the origin of this question, buy one Stride, get one free.
TG: oh my god you huge assdick
TG: instead of preying on other people like a giant creep why dont you just suck yourself
TT: Because that would be terribly rude when the offer is right in front of my face, Dave.
TG: did you just fucking scoff
TG: dont scoff at me